I live in South Lincolnshire except when I live in Oxford, deluding English and French tutors at Brasenose College into thinking that I've read Joyce and Balzac. In my spare time I don't do a lot - that's why it's spare. I like reading though that like is slightly smothered by the obligation, writing, downloading too much music and thinking of adventurous and spontaneous things to do to get me out of the house so I can write about them on the Internet later.